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	This is -- Jesse Helms trying to get onto Jenny Jones. A lipstick lesbian gone leather Kim Carnes (on a good night!) Almost knock-dead gorgeous enough to turn a gay man.... no, never mind.
	Okay, both of these folks were going for an Auntie Mame look. One did a bit better than the other. Your call which.
	These two are not in costume. They are tourists from Des Moines who took a wrong turn looking for the West End and found themselves on Cedar Springs.
	No, doctor, I was here for my tonsils. And what's this about them squeaking? I mean, puleeze.
	The Chanel look ... basic black and pearls.
	The Fidel look ? basic black, pearls, and a cigar. Accessorized for days.
	Glenda and sister. Trivia quiz: What IS sis's name?
	One school marm, and two guys who didn't make the cut for Chorus Line.